ABOUT US

Trollface Coin is a decentralized LOL protocol running on maximum irony, powered by the tears of rug-pulled degens and forgotten Discord mods.

It does nothing.
It changes everything.
It’s the punchline that rug-pulls you.

Why Buy Trollface Coin?

You hate money
You love memes
You think taxes are a psyop
You’ve been rugged 6 times already today
You like watching charts go up and down for fun

Real Investor Testimonials

– Chad, 32
"I put my rent money into Trollface
and now I live in the metaverse."
– CryptoKaren.eth
"Is it a scam? Yes. Am I mad? No."

Real Investor Testimonials

– Chad, 32
"I put my rent money into Trollface and now I live in the metaverse."
– CryptoKaren.eth
"Is it a scam? Yes. Am I mad? No."
Blockchain & Audit
Blockchain: Whichever one doesn’t go down today

Contract: Verified-ish

Audited: By a guy named Kevin
Gas & Devs
Gas: Smells funny but still cheaper than ETH

Devs: Probably trolls

ROADMAP

1
⁃ Launch
2
⁃ Meme
3
⁃ Troll Vitalik
4
⁃ Buy a zoo, put monkeys in charge
5
⁃ Delete the roadmap
6
⁃ Re-upload it as an NFT